Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
i'm too stoned to be pregnant. the kicking is morse code for wanting beef jerky.
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
If I had a mugshot, I would totally use it as my main picture on Tinder, just to keep it interesting.
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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