Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
a chick just tried to cover her fart by sneezing. it didn't work
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
i found a beer bottle on top of the urinal, peed in it and put it back... if anyone gets drunk enough to fall for it they deserve it
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
He screamed for everyone to hide, unplugged the music, then talked to the cop. Last I saw he was high fiving him...
He's the fucking cop whisperer.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
I just sharted for the first time in my life. Age 33. Lying in bed. Sober. 2021 is off to a great start!
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