she looked like the bat from fern gully.
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Have you ever been so weak from sleep you couldn't push your poo out?
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
Hey, I shot that toilet dead center, drunk, from at least 6 ft away. I'm a fuckin awesome shot. You guys were completely safe.
Yes, that toilet won't be hurting anyone anymore.... Hahaha
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
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