Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
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