i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
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