When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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