i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
Also, new rule: You are no longer allowed to send me a text with the word "dildo" in it before 10am.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
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