Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
I don't think tequila will soothe the spots where my tonsils used to be.
Mom chose Thanksgiving to tell me the reason I am here is because she was too tired to give my dad a BJ and too drunk to make him pull out.
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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