How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
Ew. He is mine. We all know that if he has a mid-life crisis and decides to sleep with a student, I AM THAT STUDENT. She's not friends with him on FB. Reassuring.
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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