the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
its like..once you have one emotional drunk night, you can't stop. i feel like i have to end every drunken night in tears and i dont think my roommates think it's heartwarming anymore
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
We had half a pitcher of beer left and he asked us if we wanted a to-go cup. Fuck yeah we want it to-go.
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
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