My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
wtf... you literally introduced yourself as "that friend who's going to fuck all your other friends."
I hope you know that means regardless of their gender.
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
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