I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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