Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
My nipple is on Facebook.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
Hypothetically speaking...if I was arrested in Wisconsin, say Kenosha county, would you post my bail all the way from Oregon? If yes, will you also accept my collect call in t-minus 13 hours?
Randomize
