Pregnant stripper...not hot.
New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
she passed out facedown in my lap while I was playing piano. 11 years of piano lessons finally paid for themselves.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
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