Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
I have a breathe right strip stuck to my forehead, several inexplicable bruises and I think someone tried to paint my nails with glue, but I still have my Santa hat. I'm gonna call this one a success.
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
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