My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
My natural self cock block skills kicked in last night. I could've got on like 2 chicks but i ended up throwing up all over my van instead.
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
Randomize
