Clothes are such an inconvenience.
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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