I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
You insisted that your middle name was "velociraptor" for 20 minutes and every time someone said something you tried to relate it to velociraptors. That kind of drunk.
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
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