Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
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