More tranny stories later!
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
How'd your date go last night?
Well I blacked out at 1:30 and woke up naked in not-my-date's bed with an uneaten Jimmy John's sandwich.
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
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