His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
How's work?
Spinning.
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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