how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
You should be grateful to be my roommate. My booty calls always drive you places in the morning.
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
My mom is purposely blasting Shania Twain downstairs so I can't jack off.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
Went to put my shoe on and asked myself why I left a sock in it. I didn't. Needless to say I found our used condom.
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
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