id be glad to
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
dude, that chick is coming to see me and stay for 2 nights. I'm hitting the 3rd in the trifecta of friends.
You're one hell of a depraved bastard dude, I'm borderline speechless. You officially win.
They all have matching tattoos so they're all official bffs. I love my life.
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
Unintentional and slightly frustrating adventures are basically all I'm good for. Expect heart palpitations, cheap food, and homeless men serenading us.
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
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