Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
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