But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
note to self: do not snort crushed up caffeine pills in the bathroom by yourself when ur super shit faced, ur face will fucking hate you in the morning.
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
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