Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
I bought a fake diamond ring to wear, not only to bars to keep the creeps away, but so that I'll be judged less by the front desk girl at Planned Parenthood
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
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