The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
Apperanlty I was screaming "It's hard to swim with a broken ankle sir" and then tackled the lifeguard. The joys of blackouts
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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