yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
my dad just walked in on my jacking off and all he had to say was "I thought you were bigger than that".... thanks dad.
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
I promised myself in the hospital that I would give up drinking for however long the cast stayed on. Thank god it was only soft tissue and not a fracture.
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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