in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
You're not drunk til you wake your roommates up screaming at your ceiling fan
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
He offered to take me to my appointment after breakfast then kind of just sat there and watched me get a papsmier. Most awkward first date ever.
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
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