You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
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