found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
I'm going to get drunk, come back, call my grandma, and eat all those scrambled eggs.
Randomize
