Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
The salesman looked at me like I was crazy when I explained the need for a headboard that had slats so I could handcuff people to it
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
When was the last time you got laid?
When was the last time you came home sober?
touche
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