For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
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