is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
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