I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
my mom just informed me that i masturbate loudly
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
we're making bets on your personal life
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
IM AT A ROOFTOP FUNDRAISER LOOKING OVER THE WHITE HOUSE I WILL NOT RUIN MYSELF
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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