are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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