I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
I should not be this drunk in a place where a girl is wearing a princess dress
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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