D3 body, D1 cock
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
i'm surprised you didn't wake up. like i literally came when he was fingering me as i was spooning with you and all you did was mumble "that's a good idea, mom" and pull the sheets away from me.
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
I'll just give him your contact info, and you'll somehow manage to get laid. Which will make me feel like your vagina's agent or something.
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
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