Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
She's just so happy...and so naked.
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
It doesn't feel like real life when you open your hotel room door and the first person you see is wearing a rabbit costume. I'm too hungover for this.
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
I'll text you tomorrow when I'm not in someone's torture cave if I don't by noon call for help.
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