Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
way to not show up for Habitat for Humanity, real classy...
I saved lives by not driving this morning
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
I don't need my coworkers thinking I'm a nutcase.
You gift wrapped a tampon.
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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