? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I just woke up to my FedEx of contacts I've been waiting for for about a week and my hungover ass went to the bathroom and used beer instead of contact solution.
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
I literally just saw a campus policeman riding a Segway pull over a moving car. you should just give up.
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
my roommate made out with a guy wearing a squirrel costume, equipped with a blow up tail. time to start harvesting nuts for the winter
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
They have beer where we have blood.
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
It's 1:37. You have 23 minutes to get your dick to the bar before I go home with the bartender... tick... tick...
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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