I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
I just learned that the grill marks on a Burger King burger patty are actually previously burnt on there with a radioactive spray-on liquid and McDonald's french fries are actually 5% potato.
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