It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
Your maid of honor is passed out in a golf cart on the 18th hole.
He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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