There was a ginger baby in the car next to me. I almost totaled my car into the center divide.
I tried to assassinate the ginger baby
I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
you turned your livingroom into a bong?
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
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