Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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