A hard boiled egg and a shot of tequila is not brunch.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
isn't that the guy who always buys you drinks?
yeah. i love a man who still buys me drinks after the bar cuts me off.
next time on intervention
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
I'm going to start referring to my liver is Livy. I feel like if I give it an affectionate nickname it will hate me less. Livy isn't ready for syllabus week.
I think we all know your liver needs a man's name.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
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