she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
So... my daughter's new girlfriend Is the daughter of the girl I dated on and off in college Who ran away because she got pregnant at my house party. My Legitimate daughter Is probably fucking my Illegitimate daughter...
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