I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
yah i'm on my way- is everything ok?
i'm holding a walmart bag of my own hot vomit that i closed up with some random chicks hair tie. we r pretty fucking far from ok
I love having hate sex.
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
If I ever write a memoir I'm thinking "Choosing to sit in a vat of shit" would fit
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
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