What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
We had hangover sex and then I called a taxi home. Told him I didn't want his number because, if it was meant to be, we would fuck again. He called me the queen of one night stands.
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
"Are we not going to talk about how you got so drunk that you swallowed someone's pet gold fish, whole?"
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