just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
I'm never drinking again. I saw way more penises than I ever cared to see last night. And I've decided that I'm going to live in Scotland.
I need an explanation for both of these epiphanies.
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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