everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
he signed me a blank check so today i get to decide if i want to be a saint or a millionaire
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
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