I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
I have just discovered the land of milk and honey. and by milk i mean vodka and by honey i mean tequila.
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